When are you a gamer?
People who play games aren’t really “gamers” until they meet the following requirements,
1). You must know every stat of your PC, console, or handheld playing device.
2). You must rutinely play multiplayer games in hopes of being one of the best
3). You must use “Voice over IP” programs when playing multiplayer
4). You must know all the modern taunts like calling people “N00Bs” after a headshot
5). You must know the best players in the game, so you can challenge them, even if you lose you learn!
6). You must be in a gaming clan/guild
7). You have to know every detail about the games you play
8). You never use cheats because they don’t help you get better!
9). You must rutinely visit fansites to get the latest news on good strategies/tactics
10). You must NEVER EVER lose a game and not complain that your opponent cheated… He did… It’s the only way you could have lost…
Enjoy the good stuff, don’t sweat the small stuff!
-TGE
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